rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

godtie:

it’s really funny bc like listening to english majors talk about their classes or projects theyre really articulate and they use complex words and stuff and it’s very prestigious sounding and then you listen to science majors and if theyre just talking amongst themselves it sounds more like “yeah i put the compound in the thing and honestly i was hoping for a little boom but all i got was a sizzle i dont know what i did wrong.”

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

I have two potential ID pictures and I know exactly which one I’m going to try to submit

I under stand that my head is tilted by a professional smile???

How is my smile not professional???

Let’s try round 2.

Rejected again.

I’m very confused. I must inquire further. 

LEGITIMATE LOUD SCREAMING THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE DAY I DIE

lumos5001:

thedisreputabledog:

obsessivelygalahad:

withagallifreyantwist:

americaninthedeerstalker:

Best. Cliffhanger. Resolution. Ever.

The way Jack is sizing him up, though. This is probably the moment he really, really decided “crazy, sexy bastard. I like him”.

Rose is just like

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this is why you never skip Nine

muslimmafia:

my grandfather always had candy in his pockets, and one time when I got really sick and I was hospitalized my dad told him not to give me any candy. He pulled out his pockets to show he hadn’t even brought any and I got really sad but as soon as my dad walked out of the room he then proceeded to take off his hat and had 2 chewy chocolate candy toffees and 2 orange fanta toffees, and I’ll never forget the happiness and surprise I felt in that one moment in my entire life.

themightyberkian:

minamarrrina:

True story my therapist told me it is 100% natural and healthy to have attachments to fictional characters, especially strong hero types because they may have flaws but in the end they always save the day and some people just need that constant positive force in their life.

You don’t understand how perfect this is.

nichvlas:

It’s not about the kissing, holding hands, the dates, the sex, and showing off. It’s about being with someone who makes you happy in a way that no one else can. It’s about being with someone who accepts you and your weirdness. It’s about being yourself around them and they can be their self around you.

gifs-directory:

Brilliant Dog!

gifs-directory:

Brilliant Dog!

  • Straight Boys:Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
  • Lesbians:Why are all the hot girls straight?
  • Straight Girls:Why are all the hot guys gay?
  • Gay Guys:Why are all the hot guys straight?
  • Bisexual People:WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
  • Pansexual People:everyone is hot what do I do
  • Asexual People:what

manafromheaven:

haussofkm:

mockeryd:

Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS

The cutest thing ever.

OMG

thecolorchartreuse:

thatsanita:


So that’s what it’s used for


eating breakfast on the go

thecolorchartreuse:

thatsanita:

So that’s what it’s used for

eating breakfast on the go

LLMNS